Season 8 Episode 5
Two and a Half Men
TV-14Comedy • SitcomSeason 124 Episodes
PilotS1 E1Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Big Flappy BastardsS1 E2Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellS1 E3One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapS1 E4Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpS1 E5Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?S1 E6After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeS1 E7For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulS1 E8Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Phase One, CompleteS1 E9Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Merry ThanksgivingS1 E10In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorS1 E11Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Camel Filters and PheremonesS1 E12The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Sarah Like Puny AlanS1 E13Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
I Can't Afford HyenasS1 E14Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickS1 E15Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
That Was Saliva, AlanS1 E16Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsS1 E17Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
An Old Flame With a New WickS1 E18Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouS1 E19Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkS1 E20After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
No Sniffing, No WowingS1 E21Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetS1 E22Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Just Like BuffaloS1 E23Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Can You Feel My Finger?S1 E24A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelSeason 8 Episode 5
Cast
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie LynskeyRating
TV-14
Genres
Comedy, SitcomMore Like This
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