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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
1 seasonComedy, SitcomTV-14
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Season 115 of 22 Episodes

  • Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

  • Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

  • Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

  • Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

  • Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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84 episodes will be broadcast over the next two weeks

    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    And the Plot Moistens
    Just Once With Aunt Sophie
    Arguments for the Quickie
    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
    Working for Caligula
    Who's Vod Kanockers?
    The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    A Pot-Smoking Monkey
  • Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
    Upcoming
  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
    Upcoming
  • And the Plot Moistens

    Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
    Upcoming
  • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
    Upcoming
  • Arguments for the Quickie

    Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
    Upcoming
  • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
    Upcoming
Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Starring

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

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