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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
1 seasonComedy, SitcomTV-14
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Season 115 of 22 Episodes

  • Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

  • Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

  • When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

  • Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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94 episodes will be broadcast over the next two weeks

    Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
    Yes, Monsignor
    The Salmon Under My Sweater
    Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
    A Lungful of Alan
    Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
    Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
    Smell the Umbrella Stand
    Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
    Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
  • Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
    Upcoming
  • Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
    Upcoming
  • The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
    Upcoming
  • Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
    Upcoming
  • A Lungful of Alan

    Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
    Upcoming
  • Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
    Upcoming
Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Starring

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

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