Season 3 Episode 11
Two and a Half Men
TV-14Comedy • SitcomSeason 223 Episodes
Enjoy Those Garlic BallsS2 E2Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
A Bag Full of JaweaS2 E3Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Go Get Mommy's BraS2 E4Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
Bad News From the ClinicS2 E5Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceS2 E6Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaS2 E7Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersS2 E8Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Yes, MonsignorS2 E9Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
The Salmon Under My SweaterS2 E10Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Last Chance to See Those TattoosS2 E11Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
A Lungful of AlanS2 E12Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)S2 E13When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things With CoconutsS2 E14Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Smell the Umbrella StandS2 E15Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?S2 E16Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!S2 E17Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
It Was Mame, MomS2 E18When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseS2 E19Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyS2 E20When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnS2 E21When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherS2 E22After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabS2 E23Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
Does This Smell Funny to You?S2 E24Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
Santa's Village of the DamnedSeason 3 Episode 11
Cast
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Angus Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie LynskeyRating
TV-14
Genres
Comedy, SitcomMore Like This
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